Wedding showers and other matters

Last night I went to my 1st ever personal wedding shower.  Wow.  Penis paraphenlia everywhere.  I was told we were supposed to bring sexy nightware or "toys".  Since I have no desire to enter an adult bookstore, I chose the sexy nightware.  Even that wasn't too out of control. 

She had a penis cake (yuck!), penis straws (super yuck!)  and a lot of naughty windup toys.  If I ever get married again, this will not be happening to me.  Thankfully, the stripper was a friend, dressed up as "One eyed Jack, the cowboy".  The only thing he stripped was his scarf and eye patch!  He did have a "penis gun" full of lotion - I won't even go there with how gross that was.

I guess them means I'm just a big prude.  Is that so wrong?  =)

On other, less threatening fronts, I ordered a new knife yesterday... (hee hee).  Seriously, I ordered a Wustoff Grand Prix Santuko.  I can't wait until I get it.  It was BackOrdered (grrr) so it probably won't be here until next week.  I also ordered some beef paste...I'm going to try that on some mushrooms...

Well, time to roll.  I need to make an appearance at the Farmer's Market this morning.

Silly Antics 

New things

So, we can add pictures and make bold, italisized and otherwise fun changes.

See picture below.  My very first import.  I'm excited!  This could be fun!!!!