Most of you know we have snakes. Lots of snakes. And some of them are BIG. They unfortunately reside in our living room right now. When the blinds are open you can see the snakes through the window if you are standing outside. So yesterday some kids were outside the window looking in at the snakes.
Kid 1: Whoa! Look at those snakes! They're HUGE.
Kid 2: Wow! I wonder what kind they are?
Kid 1: I know what kind they are...those are the kind of snakes that can kill a man!
Kid 2: That's creepy! Let's get out of here!
On the face of it, I really wouldn't want anyone to think that my snakes could kill anyone. They aren't poisonous. They probably could strangle a person (the bigger ones) but you'd have to be pretty weak to not be able to get them off your neck, and if you're dumb enough to put them around your neck in the first place perhaps you deserve your fate.
But on the other hand, if all the kids in the neighborhood are afraid of our house because of the snakes, maybe none of the little hoodlums will break in and try to steel anything. HAHA.
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Well there you go! Guard snakes!! Maybe you could set up a franchise. Get rich!!!:)
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